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Wi-fi Passwords and Public Spaces

So I had a conversation with lotusk and bluedreaming about a photo I saw on tumblr and this happened.
Yes, I actually wrote it. =P



"All right, you shitheads, who did this?!"

Min Yoongi's voice rings in the almost empty coffee shop. He's seething; it's clear to anyone who can see. The coffee shop isn't even that crowded, with only a few students and businessmen lounging around to unwind this calm Friday afternoon. Taehyung, Jimin and Jungkook squirm on their seat as Yoongi stops in front of them and throws his phone on the table.

His iPhone, the poor, poor thing, has clearly seen better days. The screen is cracked in the most pitiful state and Jimin and Taehyung examine its exterior more than they should examine the content of the screen itself. It's only when Yoongi tuts that they're reminded to read it.

ChyFHesVAAAqr8V

Jungkook snickers beside them. He still thinks its comedy gold, no matter what. Jimin and Taehyung stares at Yoongi's exasperated face and snickers as well. They put the phone back on the table and clap their hands together, as if exchanging an internal joke.

"Okay, so you want to play this game, huh?" Yoongi grabs his phone from the table and hides it inside his pocket. He manhandles them (real word: tickles) till they're caught off-guarded enough to a point where he can grab all of their phones and take it away from them. Taehyung, Jimin and Jungkook moan their protests altogether as they follow their hyung. Yoongi's already halfway through the counter of the coffee shop to check their phones there when a person actually yells the damned word.

"PENIS!!!!!"

Yoongi glares at the direction of the voice. Behind him, the kids have fallen into a messy guffaw of their own. The voice came from the other side of the coffee shop, the area hidden by a tall bookcase filled with mangas and manhwas (Yoongi really needs to talk to Seokjin about that; all the security issues involved in that just so his boyfriend can flaunt his undying love for his passion). Yoongi shushes the kids and walks toward the voice.

"PENIS!!!!"

There's another series of loud laughter behind Yoongi and really he's just tempted to pinch the living shit out of them. If Seokjin hyung isn't just fond of them, he would have pinched them a long time ago already.

"PENIS!!"

"Dude, I told you it's not going to work," There's another voice now, a little shriller. It sounds familiar, really familiar. Yoongi rounds the corner where the bookcase is and sees Namjoon and Hoseok, hoobaes from college, bickering over free wi-fi internet. "Seriously, Namjoon, for a genius you can be so stupid," Hoseok sounds as exasperated as Yoongi is with his children. Namjoon is murmuring about how he needs to get free wi-fi so he can read the latest chapter of the online fiction he's reading.

Pressing his forefinger and thumb on his forehead, Yoongi walks towards Namjoon and Hoseok and gives them the password to the cafe.

"Next time you leechers step foot on my cafe, I will fucking burn all your mangas," Yoongi threatens Hoseok and Namjoon. "And that goes for you three eggheads as well!" He turns his head towards Jimin, Taehyung and Jungkook, who merely cower and run fast as possible away from the cafe.


(The next time they come visit the coffee shop, they do so with Seokjin protecting them from a predatory and grumpy Yoongi bear. He finds out the Penis joke is Taehyung's idea and he's so close to kicking him on the shin, but a simple glare from Seokjin sends Yoongi hiding behind the kitchen counter.

Of course, he does it out of love for his boyfriend though, not because he's afraid of him.)



wolfodder, you're next!
Tags: *team one, fandom: bts, love ranger: eclecticat
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